Today...T_T

Today is her birthday...I got nothing to give to her as a gift but what can I only give to her are by filling up the empty space in her heart...But will she accept it as she has broke my heart many times?Only God knows...

I dedicate this song to her



Anyway,I dedicate this song to myself...




Anyway,happy birthday to her..For the first time ever,I dedicate this entry just for her...


P/S:The future has been written,son...

FACTS is not as same as FAGS!!!=.=

Nobody can deny Rajanikanth is a superstar.In India,they rather lick his ass than Chuck Norris.But if you want to know who is Rajanikanth....here are the facts:

• Rajanikanth makes onions cry
• Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
• Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
• Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
• Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
• Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
• When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
• When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
• Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
• Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
• The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
• Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
• Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
• A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
• If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
• Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
• Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
• Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
• Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
• Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
• Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
• It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
• Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
• Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
• With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
• The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
• When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

As the conclusion,nobody better than a superstar except EMINEM.....FFFUUU!!!!
P/S:Due date is coming,start thinking now!!!Which one you choose...

Exam Tips...=.=

Since this week is my Final Exam and the school got SPM and STPM so Imma going to give you such a good exam tips.By the way,I got this tips from my fellow friends,but mostly they said that it's been given by their own Ustaz...So,must always follow this tips when you got exam...after exam,lantak ko lah nak buat ke tak mau...So here's the tips:






P/S:Now Imma in dilemma...a REAL FUCKING DILEMMA!!!!

How to Pwned Your Friend by Using Eminem??

Oh ya since now Imma in Study Break week so this is the way how to release the tension since Final Exam is around the corner...Now Imma gonna teach you how to pwned your friend by using Eminem...



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Anyway,I wanna say Good luck to my wingman n30cramanc3r since Eminem are now at his cribs...



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Oh ya,Eminem has an advice for ya dawg...





P/S:Thanks to N30cramancer for teaching me how to get people mad...FFFUUU!!!!

RRRAAAAGGGEEE!!!!

Now imma going to do some rage as a lot of assignments that still not be done by me.And study break is just 2 weeks away.So,now Imma doing some assignments so I become busy a bit at this time.So,to release the tension adn the pressure keep tensed me,lets...








FFFFUUUU!!!!!




P/S:Assignments oh assignments,why you keep torturing me????

Everybody hates JUST(IN) Bieber...(Including me)

Oh yeah,ME a Bieber HATER!!!!BIEBER GO DAI PLEASE..

and imma not arone....





FAIL 1





THIS IS A WIN!
ALL HAIL THE BOTTLE THROWER!!!!





FAIL 2!!!





THE MOST EPIC WINS!!!!






P/S:Assignments...Test...Assignments...Yeah,life's great....=.=

Under Pressure...=.=

Long time not updaet,very busy doing assignments and a lot of tests are coming up...


But as the pressure going to arise...







I am "happy"....





P/S:Preaseee UITM,I want to enter your university.....

Fag...=.=

Long time not updaet my blog...Lazy and busy days in INTI@URA...

Anyway,enjoy this statistics...



*Credits to Obefiend




P/S:Actually,I want to get OUT from INTI!!!

Raincoat...=.=

I dunno why I enjoiced this comic...Really funny mang...





P/S:INTI life iz GREAT!!!!

I Made It...=.=

Ouh Yeah,finally I've made it to INTI College,Subang Jaya....GREAT SUCCESS...To celebrate it,here the song that would raise my spirit up to continue my studying...






P/S:INTI,wait for me this Friday...YEAAHHHH!!!!

His Grandma is better than Your Grandma,N30...=.=

If you think you are teh /gamerage person in your house,think again.This old granny which iz counting days to die iz better than your grandma who liek to sleep and cooking for you,N3o.





Well,I'm hoping someday I can have a Tekken match against her so that she can do the harakiri after she ragequit....Kekeke~~


P/S:Celaka,rayuan UPU Rabu ni...Thiz iz REAL MADNESS!!!!

How to prank a Pervert?=.=

If you are a pervert,beware of these nowadays internet pranksters because when you get caught up,your name will be on the walk of shame until 2012...So,now I teach you how to prank a pervert...
Actually,there are many ways how to prank a pervert,especially if you a YM rage...


As example,





Besides that,a woman also can prank a man.Liek this,





So,my advice is...BEWARE OF TEH INTERNET PRANK..maybe they setup a trap for you.



P/S:Tunggu result UPU...lalala...

Magibon...=.=

I am pretty sure that you already know about a girl named Magibon.She becomes popular because of her cute face always showed on Youtube...Well,I also a fan of her long time ago.For me,I got my own reason why I liek her....




Because she got a very cute round eyes...=.=


But suddenly I drop dead after I know her real face in a Japanese talkshow...




Yes,that is Magibon.FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!!








And finally,I expelled her from my list of nice girl.And I replaced her for with a new nice rock chick from Mareshia.YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!







Moral of the day- Sokonglah produk tempatan,MARESHIA BOLEH!!!!



P/S:N30,isi borang minggu depan,lepas kuar result rayuan.

Sutun...=.=

I've heard about that psychic octopus,Paul can predict teh World Cup games.Yes,I admit that he can predict 100% perfectly.Especially when he predict teh Germany vs Spain game which is more to Spain.And he was given a chance to predict the final game.The lucky country that become Paul's choice is...






Well,we have to see this final to rate...But my point here is there are some stupid Meleis that can't face the truth that Mareshia can't competed in World Cup using Paul to predict the future of Mareshia football game...





Besides that,teh Kelantanese /ragefan also thinks that he is DA MASTA OF PHOTOSHOPPA by predict that Kelantan can win over Selangor.Quite dumb...




Lastly,for the fans who doesn't know to use photoshop just predict liek this...





Actually,it's difficult to have a life liek Paul because once he do a mistake,we'll meet him in your nasi lemak tomorrow morning...



P/S:Relieve gila!!!!Akhirnya!!!

2 Girls 1 Cup...You know where to puke...=.=

I'm pretty sure you guys already seen the 2 girls 1 cup video?What?Not yet?My advice is DO NOT watch if you like to eat something chocolate....

to know more about it,click here.


Besides that,there are many reaction from the people who already watch the 2 girls 1 cup video...





Moreover,what makes me feel funny is this old woman reaction of the 2 girls 1 cup video.





So guys,DO NOT WATCH IF YOU NOT 'KUAT IMAN'...




P/S:Me:dahla,masuk kolej swasta senang sket
My Pak Ndak:Takpa,Pak Ndak dah kol org UPU tu...Nanti hang senang sket nak pi UITM.
Me:MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argentina - The Aftermath...=.=

Everybody knows that Argentina lose with teh fuhrer.And,I'm happy with that because finally teh fuhrer makes that arrogant Maradona finally got a big humiliation~~Anyway,this is what the Argentina's main men do right after they were send back home....




1.Messi is now becoming a garbage man with humiliation.



2.Maradona,as usual fapping~~



Well,I am happy with all these kind scenarios that may makes Argentina shame with them...Got it!!And,may words to the Maradona's squad:AMEK HANG!!!!BERLAGAK LAGI!!!!




P/S:Cepatla pilih kolej mana nak masuk....

Chocolate Reign...=.=

Today want to be racist a while...

Did you guys already heard the chocolate rain song?If not,please look at thiz clip...





Oh yeah,the lyrics iz racist a bit,but thiz Tay Zonday guy iz the hero of the nigga~~






P/S:Tengok,dia suruh tunggu rayuan UPU lak...

Want To Laugh Or Not?=.=

Okay,let's learn about bird....








Kesian...mamat ni buat lawak,Harun Salim Bachik dengan Enot tak gelak....N30,gelak la sat untuk dia....



P/S:Argh...KDU,Taylor's,INTI?IACT takleh survive!!!(sebab dua orang ajer melayu utk batch aku...Jenuhla aku nak ber-ching chang chong!!!)

How to get rich?=.=

so,this is my words for the Friends Club(the scam club that using MLM name to make people rich but using the downline money and leave them alone)...




Oh yeah,anyway...




No goal last night,England fans.As the result....



*Credits from Obefiend



Rooney regrets forever....



P/S:Kan aku dah kata...Asal nak masuk kolej aja mesti ada halangan....

Hypocrisity...=.=

I watched Youtube last night and my friend gimme a song that heard liek Cari Jodoh song by the Wali Band...




AND ITS EXACTLY SAME 100%!!!!





So,I just wait the response of the fucking Indon about this because what they liek to do about ciplak is only ganyang Mareshia and their motto to save that Siti....FFFUUU!!!And after I read teh response...






Liek I said,they only proud if Mat Saleh copy their song.But If Mareshian copy their song,court will be teh next destination....Very Hypocrite!I hate them since that Manoharam incident!!For the Indons...






P/S:Celaka Punya Jan!!!!!

Remembering The Old Times......T_T

/Missmyfriendsmoodon
Sorry guys,I am a bit emo this time....



I just went to Sunway with all my friends for a class reunion,and wow everybody haz change....


This makes me feel like want to back to my old time at school...

Doing some stupid stuff that all the teenagers would do...


Now,I haz sad...everybody iz leaving for their future,but me not yet....





Anyway,enjoy this song because it reminds me of my old time...




And also enjoice this song...I liek this song very much because its reminds me of all my past friends...:)




P/S:Tara nak pi baru la mcm2 masalah mai...

World Cup YEEAAAHHH!!!

Yeaahh...World Cup was just started...Anyway,Imma not a fan of national football team but when I asked a friend of mine what iz his favourite team.Az he say Meleis....





Sorry,Meleis will NEVER play in World Cup...



Anyway,...




/Jabulaniragemodeon


P/S:Bola boleh~bola boleh~bola tak boleh?AMOI BOLEH!!!!

Phail in Daily Life..(3)=.=

Lolwut guys...I have a lot more fail things that happens in our life...So,check it out bebeh!!!!!



Dad,I am dissapoint....




Even ass can open a minimarket....



Really gay....



Google fail again...

For this post I also want to emphasise about SPARTA!!!!!YEEEAAAHHH!!!!!




MARESHIA WINS!!!!





YEEEAAAHHH!!!!




This is TOKYO!!!!!!!




P/S:IACT sudah konfem...Next step,my Pak Ndak.SHIT!!!!

Dead Blog...=.=

Okay guys,for some of you who making a blog must always updaet it so may attract people to read it....As example,my blog and N3o's blog....But these blogs that I want to forward around here iz a dead blog,which iz never updaet since they feel bored...
1.Faidhi Faiq a.k.a Pot

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Believe to be dead since after SPM....




2.Frosti's Blog

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Believe to be dead after only 3 post(WTF!?)...



So,to become a blogger you must have the materials to been write on your new post....And if you feel boring to write about,try explain to your readers that you are now want to stop writing because of some reasons....Don't leave your blog dead....




P/S:IACT truih!!!!!!

How to Win in Fagbook...=.=

Guys,you may found a lot of error have been made by your friends when you using your Fagbook...Well,now I found a way to make an easy win in Fagbook,and it' so simple.....




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And thiz iz how an epic win happens....



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Well guys,it's actually easy to make a win in Fagbook.Teh only rule iz,get the other person before fooling yourself...Anyway,







P/S:Nok aram nguh IPTA nih....

PS3 iz....=.=

Anyway,this post is a response to Frosti who said that he haz a PS3 and suprisingly he accusing me as jealous....Actually I am not,and this is the reason why.....



*picture credits from N30cramanc3r,thanks anyway...



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And now you know why....Well,bringing your PS1 to your KATPM may turning your /phailmodeon.Even we laugh at the Lutz that wanna buy PS2 and then you wanna bring PS1 to KATPM...


P/S:I not get rayuan UPU,consecutive WIN!!!!

One of the Biggest Phail...=.=

A very fail person that never taking care about her own future....




That's why we've been advice to check teh result as early as the announcement....








P/S:I am not too handsome for her....I haz EPIC SAD.....T.T

What we got with name?=.=

What happen if we humiliate somebody with his/her name?






Any objection?


or how about....






As the lesson,name your son carefully....







P/S:Bila result rayuan UPU keluaq!!!!!